Cupid's Cards Against Humanity!

You have all played Cards Against Humanity and maybe even won a black card or two after declaring that a gassy antelope and Neil Patrick Harris are the next superhero/sidekick duo.* But in every game you played, there was no penalty for the person who tried to claim that he was giving up opposable thumbs for Lent. C'mon man, that doesn't even make any sense!

But now the person who has the nerve to play the bland white card that says, "the economy" or "words, words, words" will have to give up something for using a boring card. In Cupid's Cards Against Humanity, the player who puts down the worst card must remove an article of clothing.** Or donate $1 to the Children's Tumor Foundation. The put-er down of the worst card may choose the punishment; but s/he will be punished!

Best of all, your twisted desire to combine your favorite game with your favorite activity will help a great cause. Every dime of the suggested $10 cover charge will go to the Children's Tumor Foundation.

There will also be discounted registration for Cupid's Undie Run for anyone who signs up for the DC Run.

*Sincerest apologies to the great NPH.

** Women must have BOTH a bra and panties on at all times. Men must have their butts and boy parts covered. NO thongs or G-strings. No exceptions. This is a classy joint where people can play raunchy card games while partially clothed.

"Suggested" means you can also give more! Yes, it does mean you can give less but please don't be the person who does that.

CTF is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization rated 4-stars by Charity Navigator and priding itself on spending 82.4% of its revenue on program expenses and less than 8% on administrative costs.